according to weather.com, at least. two websites i should never trust, but always do: the weather channel and webmd symptom checker. i really need to quit them...
speaking of quitting, this is day 8 of my month-long cleanse (please take this opportunity to congratulate me on an entire week of self-control by leaving a supportive comment below. thanks.): no alcohol, no smoking, no sugar (fruit excepted). i also went to the hippieherbnaturopath store yesterday and a very nice employee helped me choose a cleansing tea that i spent many hours preparing. sara says it has the same herbs in it used in diy abortions, but so far i've found no google evidence to support this. anyway, i just had my first cup. we'll see!
yesterday i was about to tie a ribbon around some woman's 6-piece confection box and she said, "oh, and it's for our son. so can you choose a masculine color." i looked at her with a puzzled expression. "um, sorry, i don't know what you mean." she's like, "you know. just anything but pink." i continued to look confused. "oh? i guess i didn't think that pink wasn't a masculine color. huh." she looked at me like i was an idiot. ha. i wonder what makes a woman who thinks pink is feminine also think that ribbon can be masculine to begin with. i should be wrapping her sons box with...god, i don't know. snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. or something.
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wrap that shit with beef.
Why are people dumb, do you think? Hey, read this guy's Yelp reviews: http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=9h1nRWISb6tdpzMwSDYMDg
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