09 September 2008

tale as old as time

this month my journal wins over blog. this is good, because it was getting lonely and dusty. also means i am in more introspective mood or have more secrets that cannot tell blog/blog audience (does blog audience exist?).

yesterday initiated break-up of unhealthy friendship and ended up (predictably) much more hurt than friend. appropriately responded by walking home, eating pre-made cookie dough, reading bridget jones, and pondering why nearly 100% of my relationships with males are disappointing at best.

have successfully begun incorporating cocoa nibs into every meal and can feel the free radicals being zapped from bloodstream with every crunchy bite of antioxidant-rich goodness.

ureter stent comes out thursday. plan to walk, leap, and praise god in manner of lame man cured by biblical peter.

shana is currently reading me my cosmogirl horoscope:

"cancer: whether you're auditioning for a play or entering a writing contest, you'll come out ahead of the pack on this month. love: someone who's culturally different than you is interested in you. with venus in your house of love, this could be very hot." hmm. october promises such wonderful things. maybe i could apply to write horoscopes for cosmogirl, as stars are in my favor.

now have moved on to discussing current rat infestation of new house. must determine size of feces in order to diagnose culprits. another thing to worry about. house smells similar to pet store. think might get hantavirus.

2 comments:

Renai said...

I TOLD you they were rats! Why does no one ever believe me? God.

Malinda said...

haha, i love when your reading seeps into your writing, ms. jones.