if you are the mystery person who sent me this cryptic text on sunday, i'm very intrigued. like, very super intrigued.
perhaps you aren't a person at all, but just phone spam, although it doesn't appear so.
perhaps you were talking about something i actually lost, like...that old bike key. or all of the april tour deposit receipts at work. or that amazing christian coloring book page i had hanging in my room.
i found it in my house. this shit is authentic, from my childhood and everything. it was a drawing of a little boy with a cross on his t-shirt and weird boots, scratching his head. beside him were three pictures: a church, a hospital, and joe's bar. the heading of the page was: "which is the bad place? color it black!" it was absolutely perfect and i wanted it forever. and now *sniffle*...gone. not replaceable. i have been trying not to get upset about it and focus on not being attached to material items and how i will always have that image in heart. (but i'm still upset about it, actually.)
anyway...i guess i wouldn't mind finding something i've already lost. but if that's the case, i hope it looks how i expect. otherwise, it may no longer be of value to me.
perhaps you are just playing a 'lil trick on me. or you thought i would enjoy the fortune from your fortune cookie.
OR
my favorite possibility
is that you are elaborately scheming. that this is part one of a scavenger hunt. that there are more clues to follow. clues that will lead to wonderful, magical, unexpected things!
if this is you and this is what you're up to, here are some ideas on how to end said scavenger hunt:
just sayin'.
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