just in case.

dear boobs,

i know we've been debating this subject for 9 years now, and i know what your position is on the topic, but just in case if you are thinking about shrinking ever, tonight while i'm asleep would be an excellent time.

thanks for considering my request. i hope we can continue to coexist in peace and perhaps even grow to like each other someday (...but for the record, i feel like you've been absolutely rotten to me even when i try to cultivate a friendship. so. just sayin'.)

love,

becca