i shaved my legs for this?

for work today we all went to an amusement park. i worked very hard screaming on roller coasters and sitting on my ass floating down the lazy river.

my coworker overheard some teenage girls with identical haircuts and avril lavigne-inspired eye makeup making fun of my leg hair.

instead of feeling bad, i felt victorious. i laughed to myself and thought, "ha! just wait 'til they see me walking around in my bikini bottoms. body hair, body hair, body hair!"